Convict Name: Taylor Jordyn Nielsen
Age: 1
Eyes: Blue/Green
Hair: Blonde
DOB: 08/01/06
Conviction: Numerous curfew violations, resistent arrest, assault with a deadly diaper
Briefing: Convict was last seen trying to escape from her cell in solitary confinement. Witnesses say she threw her bedding material from her cell and attempted a front flip out of the cell and used the bedding materials as a landing pad. See photos below.
Evidence 1: Bedding material used as a landing pad.
Evidence 2: Witnesses.
Evidence 3: Prior escape attempt.
Evidence 4: Surveillance photo of convict leaving the compound.
Convict may be armed with a deadly diaper and should be considered dangerous.
2 Meaningful Memos:
So stinking cute! I can't tell you how hard I laughed when you told me the story! :)
What a turkey! Looks like it might be time for a big girl bed!
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